Thank you, Nature, for paternal instincts. From a deep sleep, I was rocked awake by the certain knowledge that in nine seconds, Snoot would vomit yesterday’s grass cuttings onto my mattress.
Disaster Averted

"Do you suppose they will choose to make war against lean, solid dogs rather than against fat and tender sheep?"
Thank you, Nature, for paternal instincts. From a deep sleep, I was rocked awake by the certain knowledge that in nine seconds, Snoot would vomit yesterday’s grass cuttings onto my mattress.
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